Happy Classic Joke Wednesday!
GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
oh look at that… I’ve been impaled
I wanna be attractive enough to get cute messages.
do u ever just lay in bed at night and wonder why no one wants to kiss u
Where can i hire someone to give me money
there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face
CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE
that one line from mean girls no one seems to remember or quote extensively